The Strategic Planner.
The Recruitment Consultant.

Any one who works as a freelance IT consultant usually has to use a recruitment agency and by association a recruitment consultant, they are a variable quality group to say the least. Do they try and find work for people, yes they do – but it’s quite often not relevant to your skill set. And almost invariably, when you tell them you’re not interested – they’ll ask you to do their job and recommend someone who is suitable. And this is where it gets to be a bit like dealing with a second hand car salesman, remember the “It sounds just like a Golf” advert. The salesman will make all sorts of “Of course there’s a referrers fee involved” noises, but usually it’s lie.

The latest disappointment is with Interquest Enterprise Service Management and John Watson, it went like this.

I’m looking for someone with these skills XXXXX and YYYY, do you know anyone?

Yes, I do – but I’ll have to contact them first before I pass details on!

Great, can you get in touch with them?

I’ll do that, is there a referrer’s fee?

Yes there is, but only if they are placed!

So after a couple of quick calls, people were put in touch and guess what – they were placed. So no further contact from Mr. Watson or ITQESM, a reminder prompted a reply in the affirmative to the referrer’s fee and a long silence. So if ITQESM contact me again I’ll be looking for a fee up front, or maybe the opportunity just to tell them to bugger off in a none too polite way.

One thing is sure I don’t think I’ll be likely to deal with them at any point in the future, where I can do them some reputation-al damage I will – it’s the very least I can do to a company that tells lies. I mean if it lies to the people who work for it, how much better do you think it’s customers will fare? So to start with, any of you guys looking for something – have a good look around when you find something and see if there is an other agency to go with.