In the Company of Muppets!

As we know companies have termendous variations in structure in real life, on the left is a diagram that I found which I think reflects what a Muppet company would look like structurally. During the ensuing discussions there were some surprised muppet’s, none more so than our illustrious leader who was noted as saying. 

“That is categorically, 100%, nothing like our company and if anyone even hints that we have a catering department again there will be hell to pay.” 

  

The Chef, not renowned for his tact was heard to say. In his most impecable English with an almost imperceptible Swedish accent, words to the effect that he believed that our leader didn’t have his eye on the ball and knew nothing about the company structure.  

Es un ixemple-a und becoose-a thees lut cun be-a ooootsmerted by a fruzee pea, ve-a hefe-a infested heefeely in un unteeqooeted deta center vhee ve-a hefe-a seferel poorpuse-a booeelt stete-a ooff zee ert oones lyeeng impty und unoosed. Bork bork bork! Boot ve-a ere-a loocky, oooor meeddle-a munegement cun deel veet thees lut ieseely joost by feeltering zee inffurmeshun thet reeches zeem und ellooeeng zeem tu meke-a zee vrung deceesiuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork!