- Well Hello Big Boy!
In one of our distant offices there’s a female member of staff that can’t decide who she works for, she’s actually paid by the IT part of the company but isn’t sure where her loyalties should lie. She see’s her primary function as saving the business money (not the IT part off course), this is very laudable but when saving money means not charging for work and services – it’s a bit misguided and as the man says. Robbing Peter to pay Paul will always guarantee you the support of Paul, right up until Peter buggers of some where else and Paul is bolloxed.
Now I’m not suggesting that this person is made of something dense, but if you look at the periodic table and identify elements like Neptunium with a SG of 20.12 then she makes them look like Hydrogen which has an SG of 0.0898. Am I being unfair – probably not, this female could probably be seriously out of their depth if we were talking about a bowling ball. On a lighter side, due to an unfortunate accident during gestation. This person is ugly as well, I mean when she was born the midwife slapped her mother.
Still I try to maintain a neutral position in these blog entries, however when you have so many Muppets around you – you tend to like the genuinely nice ones first then the better looking ones. Then if you are forced to make a choice the ones that can hold a conversation, even one that’s based on monosyllabic utterances. But unfortunately this person cannot muster any of these skill’s, her main purpose in life seems to be causing greif to the people that have to do the work that she commits them to.
Obviously the business like this person, it’s a bit like Goldfinger and Pussy Galore – only she doesn’t look like Honor Blackman. She does however cause just as much mayhem – so in age old tradition I think that I’ll start calling her Miss Piggy Galore!